The House at the End of the Street (2012)

Yeah...  thought this was about ghosts too.

    Hub blub dub wubb wubbly bubbly dub bub.... oh hey. So yeah, someone made this movie. Honestly I shouldn't be surprised it's a sack of shit garbage, every other horror movie this year has been, why wouldn't this be too? The Possession, the Apparition, hell I hear V/H/S is pretty shitty too. If Sinister isn't good and Silent Hill doesn't entertain  I'm condemning the horror film genre for a few years. 

    Anyways so House at the End of the WHO GIVES A SHIT the title isn't relevant is about a mother and her daughter who move into a new very nice house after coming out of a bad neighborhood. They can afford the house because a nearby house (possibly at the end of some street) is occupied by a young man who's little sister murdered their parents. While it doesn't go exactly where you think it does it does stick to the formula of the girl falls sympathetically for the guy and the guy shows only a few signs of being psychotic. 

    I don't even want to talk about the film making; endless shaky cam and poor lightning, no real logical set design, poor simple borrrrring writing, no real characters, and for the love of god someone needs an acing coach (I'm talking about all of them). The biggest disappointment (Besides the whole thing and the poorly convinced twist ending that doesn't affect anyone) is Jennifer Lawrence. Here's this attractive girl with zero potential who keeps getting put in movies. 

                                                                            HEY

    Stop that bullshit.  She can't act and the only way to make her look passable is by jerking off the camera every second she's on the screen.  I really don't have a lot else to say about this movie, it's not worth it, it's a piece of shit. It's awful. Never go see it. Forget it exists. Fuck off Jennifer Lawrence.