Calm down, come back, come back I'm not the devil. Just let me explain myself. Like I said, the Dark Knight Rises is a great movie, very well written, very well acted, great effects, great costume work, good at being serious without being silly and even manages to be touching. On the other hand for a movie that's almost three hours long it drags out, has a lotta fluff, a lot of obnoxious side characters, and no one I MEAN NO ONE gets the screen time they deserve. When your movies almost three hours long everyone should be getting too much screen time. This is not a good thing people.
It's really a shame because all the acting, even the actors that don't have to be good, are amazing. Tom Hardy nails a difficult but unique villain, Anne Hathaway makes Catwomen as believable as any of the other characters, Gary Oldman and Joseph Gordon Levitt could pretty much star in their own movie compiled just of their scenes together in this movie, and he other actors we see are great. Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Marion Cotilliard are all great. Every side character and their mother is awesome.
But its got problems so let me break my complaints up clearly, after all this is a critique not... the complimentary equivalent. If you want that go read Metacritic, Rotten Tomatoes, or some other internet snob with more joy in his life.
Before I go on there will be spoilers so I'll just say this ; The Dark Knight Rises is a flawed film, but its great, its memorable, and its a pretty fitting end to the best saga of Batman films we will probably ever see. Joseph Gordon Levitt and Anne Hathaway truely stand out and make the movie a must see along with all your favorite classic Batman characters, and while there is a lot to criticize below the movies still great, the good things like the acting, writing, and effects just on't lend themselves as well to reviewing. Definitely check this movie out. If you still wanna know more... well....
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1. An Hour Worth of Nonsense : I tend to love long movies. Why? Cuase I'm a big nerd. The best example of this is the Extended Cut of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. If you haven't seen them, I can't recommend them highly enough. Not only are they more faithful to the books, but they add some much needed characters development in places, while adding more ambiance in others. The Dark Knight Rises is almost as long as the shortest of the extended cuts annnnnnnnnnd it squanders a lot of that time, and frankly I'm not even sure how. I mean I know all the scenes with Bruce Wayne in the pit are mostly pointless but that's only about 20 minutes. And while its not all bad it drags out too long and the visual coolness of it vanishes after the first couple shots. It's hard to say where else the movie wastes time, maybe the scene with the Special Ops guys who are supposed to be super bad asses but then die in small simple ambush, maybe its the scene that spoils the twist while Bruce Wayne is sleeping with Marion Cotillard's Talia' Al' Ghul. Who knows, but for what its worth more time could have been spent on the great characters like Joseph Gordon Levitt's Robin John Blake and Anne Hathaway's Catwomen for sure. As they stand being some of the best parts of the movie they barely get anytime on screen. I'd call that a bad choice on the writer's side. Shame on you. Go back to writing the next Call of Duty game you sick bastard.
2. Catwomen had a sexy costume : .... oh ya its a complaint. Normally I wouldn't even bring it up but considering Anne Hathaway doesn't have that many scenes I was surprised to see how much work they put into her costume. Its actually a very cool modern interpretation of the old school shiny leather and whip motif. So whats the problem? Well she only wears it in two scenes, only one of them is during the day, and lets be honest the money shot of her in the suit is her ass on the bike which is REALLY gear grinding. She's supposed to be not only a master jewel thief but a strong independent female character that doesn't need anyone else, anytime she wants a man she seduces him into doing whatever she wants. Why is the most prominent shot of her in this movie so degrading and pointless? Good job assholes.
3. Hey Batman... bye Batman... oh hey Batman where have you been for the whole movie? : So ya along with squandering a lot of time not giving great actors a chance to play great characters there are only actually 2 and a half scenes with Batman as Batman. There are a lot of Bruce Wayne not being very useful and being kinda lost of in pain but barely any Batman. This wouldn't be a problem if so much of the movie didn't drag on that you actually start to wonder when Batman will be back, and then they cut to Bruce in the Pitt and your like "Oh the babby hurt his back, almost forgot. Take off that rope, fear is why blah blah blah". Look the Pitt is a cool idea and I can see why its important to all the character's backstorys but it just goes on forever and seems to be an excuse to keep Bruce Wayne in the movie because they have no idea what Batman should be doing while Gotham goes to hell. It's not like Batman could help or anything. He just needs to go through another trans formative experiences... like in the other two movies only this time with more fear to motivate him. Honestly though, Batman just doesn't appear enough in his won movie because it has so much padding where he isn't needed.
4. "I'm immortal... no, not like in the comics" : So one of the first scenes with Bruce Wayne in the Pitt has Liam Neeson, a great actor who's coming back as an action star in a big way, appear to him as his character from Batman Begins, and because that movie didn't make a lotta money they had already been spending a lot of time retracing his back story which they manage to do in subtle cool ways that gel pretty well with whats happening. And when he actually appears to Bruce saying "I'm immortal" I very obviously giggled because his character Ra's al Ghul is effectively immortal. Even though we saw him die in Begins, he could very easily be back here right now and kick this movie into overdrive. Then he.... fades away because it was all a hallucination.
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Alright fuck off. Can't "I'm immortal" just mean "I CANNOT DIE BECAUSE LAZARUS PIT" like its supposed to. I mean I can see what they were going for his spirit cannot die and his bidding will be done but couldn't they find some other outlet to portray that message. Like have his daughter say it later in the movie?
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Oh she does?
Oh ya I remember that.
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Alright fuck off.
This scene is so pointless and yet another example of time not well spent with a great actor. Not only that but its a missed opportunity for a great twist set up.
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| Because of the Lazarus Pit he's like super immortal all the time yo. |
5. Robin John Blake : Kids for those of you... sorry, PEOPLE for those of you haven't read any Batman comics there are 5 Robins. FIVE! And yet they insisted on making up a new random name for a new random character and then slapping Robin onto his name. I wouldn't mind except that the ending explains well enough the he pretty much becomes Robin, why not just give him an actual Robin's name? Or better yet Terry McGinnis the Batman from way in the future. A professionally missed opportunity if I've ever seen one.
6. Touching moment... touching moment... the ending... touching mome- wait what!? : So yes, that scene where Alfred tells Bruce that he can't watch him kill himself is INCREDIBLE. It well written and its touching and its by far one of the best scenes in the movie. You pretty much wanna die as this old man guy who has lived a long life looking after this kid basically has to give Bruce and ultimatum. And then in the middle, it kinda gives away the very ending... I mean they aren't gonna build that cafe' set for one scene, and as long as the ending is a happy one even Alfred has to get his just reward. So if your paying attention you do in fact get the ending spoiled for you.
7. Who the hell is that? : This complaint is smaller but worth noting, Bane, Catwomen, that one business guy who was evil Daggit or something like that, and Commissioner Gordon all have minor characters riding on their coattails. Catwomen has that annoying blonde lesbian with no name and even fewer lines, Bane has that bad ass sniper guy with no lines and even fewer names, Daggit has that creepy bug eyed guy in the grey suit, and Gordon has the most obnoxious cop in the history of Gotham P.D. who only seems to exist to go through a rushed and unimportant character ark.
I have no words.
I just wanna know why these characters are in the movie at all. They are wasting time.
8. Nods and bows and screw ups oh my : I'll give this movie credit, up until this point Christopher Nolan seems to have been pretty against a lot of the source material in the comics, in favor of twisting elements to his liking and as with some of the complaints above there are a lot more old school comic nods in this movie. Which is a shame because the ones they did used they seem to have botched, and the ones they could have used better really stand out ;
i. Robin John Blake , I already mentioned this but I'd like to point out that this character is probably going to wind up in the comics later because of his portrayal in this movie. He's pretty much a combination of the first three Robins, and is all around a great character acted well. I just think his name is dumb.
ii. The scene where Bane beats the shit outta Batman, this is actually a pretty famous part of the comics. Bane was the first person not just to defeat Batman but in his debut comic appearance in Knightfall beat the crap out of Batman, and breaking his back as it was shown in this movie. However where Knightfall used Bruce Wayne being out of commission to introduce now interesting characters this movie just uses it as a framing device so that Batman can go through the same process of returning to Batman as he has in the other two movies.
And ya know, in the beginning of this movie.
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| SEE HOW AWESOME THAT IS?! |
iii. Did ya notice how bizarre that was ^ , The movie starts with Batman being crippled, getting back into the game and pumping himself up ONLY to hurt him and have him go through the exact same process again half way through the movie. WHY?
iv. Talia al Ghul wasn't a good twist - though it seemed to be THE twist, So ever since Liam Neeson's character in the first movie was seen everyone pretty much knew that at some point Talia was going to show up. Why? Because shes Batman's most consistent love interest and half the reason any writer brings Ra's al Ghul into a story. So eventhough everyone knew she was coming, and they give hints throughout the movie that shes coming, they still expect it to be a shock.
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| Ya they're together a lot in some of the comics. |
And there ya have it. Is it a bad movie? Well like I said with these in mind I still have to recommend it. I don't think it'll win any awards and I don't think its going to be at the top of any of these actor's best movie lists but when it comes down to the wire this movie pulls off what it needs to do : End an amazing trilogy of movies, written well, directed well, scored by a master of music, and acted tremendously. Its not as good as the other two but its great and it deserves your support.
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